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Baloo the Bear

Quotes and Lines spoken by Baloo from Disney's The Jungle Book.

Films

The Jungle Book

  • [scatting] Well, it's a doo-bah-dee-doo, yes, it's a doo-bah-dee-doo, I mean a doo-bee, doo-bee, doo-bee, doo-bee, doo-bee-dee-doo. And with... [Sees Mowgli] Well, now. Ha ha! What have we here? [sniffs Mowgli] Hmmm. Say, what a funny little bit of a...
  • Oh, boy! I've seen everything in these woods. Ooh, what have I run on? What a pretty thing this is.
  • Well, now. That's pretty big talk, little britches.
  • Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk. Pitiful. Hey, kid. You need help, and ol' Baloo's gonna learn ya to fight like a bear.
  • What do they call you?
  • Man village? They'll ruin him. They'll make a man out of him.
  • Certainly, you do.
  • "How do you think he will... " What do you mean how do you think he... He's with me, ain't he? And I'll learn him all I know.
  • Now, look. It's like this, little britches. All you gotta do is...
  • You better believe it. And you're gonna love the way they tickle.
  • [tugging on Bagheera's tail] C'mon, Baggy, get with the beat.
  • So just try and... relax. Yeah. Cool it. Fall apart in my backyard. 'Cause let me tell you something, little britches: if you act like that bee at... Uh-uh. You're working too hard. And don't spend your time lookin' around for something you want that can't be found...
  • Beautiful! That's real jungle harmony.
  • That's my boy. And you're gonna make one swell bear. Why, you even sing like one.
  • Bagheera!
  • BAGHEERA!!
  • BAGHEERAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!![Baloo has screamed bloody murder in Bagheera's face, leaving him shaken. Baloo then realizes that Bagheera is in front of him] Oh, you heard me, huh?
  • They ambushed me! Thousands of 'em! I jabbed with my left, then I swung with the right, and then I--!
  • Like I told ya, them mangy monkeys carried him off!
  • I'll tear him limb from limb! I'll beat him! I'll.... I'll.... [starts dancing to the music] Yeah. Well, man, what a beat.
  • You better believe it, and I'm loaded with both!
  • Oh, yeah, yeah. [begins sneaking off into the music]
  • I'm gone, man. Solid gone.
  • Ha-Ha! Man that's what I call a swinging party.
  • Shhh! Keep it down, you're going to wake the little buddy. At Least, he's had a big day, it was a real sockaroo. You know it ain't easy learning to be like me.
  • Ha, ha. That's my boy.
  • A word? You going to talk some more? [yawns] All right, what's up, Bagheera?
  • I grew up in the jungle. Take a look at me.
  • Yeah. It's beautiful, ain't it?
  • Well, you don't look exactly like a basket of fruit yourself.
  • Why not?
  • [chuckling] I really don't know. Come to think of it, no panther ever asked me!
  • Oh, stop worrying, Baggy. Stop worrying, I'll take care of him.
  • Can't a guy make one mistake?
  • [suddenly very shocked and serious] The tiger? What's he got against the kid?
  • But little Mowgli doesn't have those things.
  • Oh! Well, well, what are we going to do?
  • You better believe it. You name it, and I'll do it.
  • [now angry] Are you outta your mind?! I promised him he could stay here in the jungle with me!
  • Why me?!
  • [humbled] But I love that kid. [sniffles] I love him like he was my own cub.
  • Well, can't-- Well, can't I wait until morning?
  • Oh boy!
  • Well, uh, it's uh... um... well, it's sorta new and, uh...
  • Mowgli, look, buddy, uh, there's somethin' I gotta tell ya.
  • Oh, gee whiz. Now, how did ol' Baggy put it? Uh, uh, Mowgli... Ha! You wouldn't marry a panther, would you?
  • Mowgli, don't you realize that you're a human?
  • Little buddy, look. Listen to me.
  • Mowgli, stop it now. Hold still. I wanna tell you something. Now listen to me.
  • Look, Mowgli, I've been trying to tell ya, I've been trying all morning to tell ya. I've got to take you back to the man-village!
  • Now look, kid, I can explain...
  • Now believe me, kid, I...
  • Now just a minute! That's going too far!
  • You're not gonna believe me, Bagheera, but look. Now I used the same words you did and he ran out on me!
  • Oh, boy, if anything happens to that little guy, I'll never forgive myself. I've gotta find him!
  • Run, Mowgli, run!
  • Are you kiddin'?! There's teeth in the other end!
  • [sniffling] He’s cracking me up.
  • Beautiful.
  • [still sniffling] I wish my mother could have heard this.
  • ...Hey, don't stop now, Baggie, you're doing great! There's more! Lots more!
  • Who, me? Sure, I am! Never felt.... better.
  • Aw, I was just taking five. Y'know, playing' it cool. Eh, but he was too easy.
  • Forget about those. They ain't nothing' but trouble.
  • So you've seen one. So, let's go.
  • Mowgli, wait a minute--
  • She did that on purpose!
  • [Mowgli is almost at the man-village entrance] Mowgli, come back, come back!
  • He's hooked.
  • [resigned] Yeah. I guess you're right. [smiles] But I still think that he'd have made one swell bear. [inhales] Well...come on, Baggy-buddy, let's get back to where we belong! And get with the beat! [singing] Look for the Bare Necessities, the simple Bare Necessities!

The Jungle Book 2

  • Oh! His future couldn't leave. [sighs] I miss my bear cub so much.
  • Just let Shere Khan try something. We handled old stripes once, we'll do it again.
  • Outta the way, Baggy!
  • Later, Baggy!
  • Kid, show me you can still fight like a bear.
  • Whoa, kid. Watch your language.
  • You don't need her, kid. You're with old Baloo now.
  • Well, of course you don't. It's just us bears from here on in.
  • What are you doing' out here, Baggy?
  • Wha-wha-what do they want?
  • Mowgli?
  • Me? Uh, no. Ha? You know his future is in that village.
  • Yeah. Whew. Sorry. But first I can help you, Baggy?
  • Baggy, Baggy, Baggy, Baggy. I can explain. I can explain. I...can explain but I don't have to, because, as you can plainly see, Mowgli is not here. I'm all alone. [Baloo looks at Bagheera, then smiles, with his teeth out]
  • Uh, he won't get past you, Baggy.
  • In case you haven't noticed, kid, I'm no wild animal. Except at parties.
  • You want quiet, go back to that man village. This place is happening.
  • Was, kid, was. He's 'splitsville'. Now me and the monkeys have turned it...into the greatest secret hideout ever.
  • Read you loud and clear kid. You wanted that girl to find you.

Television

TaleSpin

  • Oh no, I've had enough of those nuts!
  • Looks like it.
  • Well, Here we are at last; On the Road to Macadamia.
  • Is that a request?
  • [after crash-landing in Macadamia] I must be alive, 'cause I hurt too much to be dead.
  • Well, it looks like the Dough, ran low.
  • I like that girl's spark!
  • Yeah! I'll sing!
  • [picks Louie up] And when it comes to short, He's an expert!
  • An out-of-body experience; No wonder with a body like his.
  • Now don't you worry blue-blooded head, ol' Babaloo will save you.
  • Tut, tut, now run along and scare up a seance!
  • You can count on, us Princess.
  • Guess I'm just her type.
  • Good! Then why don't you just disappear!
  • What a lie. Goodbye!
  • If I'm not mistaken, the piano. [cut to outside, where a piano tethered to a Zhembrian fighter plane is being dropped repeatedly onto their hull] Zhembrians like to get your attention with large objects.
  • [surrounded by Air Pirates] Wait, wait! What's this red button for?
  • Thank you!
  • Where are what, Karny?
  • Well... they're sort of big... and mean... and ugly... and smelly.
  • Only a lousy hundred bucks?
  • This jail food's worse than Louie's all-you-can-stand-for-a-dollar special!
  • [after pirate song ends] One more time!
  • Let's make like a tree and, uh, get out of here!
  • No?
  • Uh, so y-you see, Rebecca, this sick aunt of mine really needs my help, and I thought...
  • Uh, eh, uh Milly Y-yeah, that's it! Aunt Milly!
  • Uh, well, uh, you see, Pop's side of the family was never very healthy.
  • [blindfolded] Oh wow, do I get to break open a pinata or something?
  • Wait! I'm allergic to lead!
  • Oh that's okay, I'm with him.

Disney's The Jungle Cubs

  • [of the edge of the world] Wow. That sounds like it might be a little bit out of the neighborhood.
  • Baggy could get hurt, or lost, or...
  • I'll make sure you don't.
  • I know, Lou. I'll never forgive ya either.
  • No way, Lou-ay.
  • Smooth entrance, fellas.
  • Over my dead body! [Swallows] What am I saying?
  • What's that, Khanie?

Video Games

Kinect Disneyland Adventures Series

Disney INFINITY Series

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