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Baloo (Dumbo) (Zoomeroo Style) is a Zoomeroo spoof of Dumbo (1941).

Cast:

Quotes:

Narrator: Through the snow and sleet and hail...through the blizzard, through the gale...through the wind and through the rain...over mountain, over plain...through the blinding lightning flash...and the mighty thunder crash...ever faithful, ever true...nothing stops him! He'll get through!

Lion: Oh, dear.

Skinny: Ain't that the funniest thing you ever saw? Look at his ears! Baa! Big ears! Big ears!

Roquefort/Timothy Q. Mouse: Ya know, Dumbo, we godda get an idea. Not just any idea. Something colossal! Like, uh--
[The light in Pce. John/the Ringman's tent comes on, as he talks to his janitor Joe while undressing for bed]
Pce. John/Ringman: Have I got an idea! What an idea!
Roquefort/Timothy: [to Berlioz/Dumbo] Huh. He never had an idea in his life. [starts listening excitedly]
Pce. John/Ringman: Just visualize! One [cat] climbs up on top of another [cat] until finally, all seventeen [characters] have constructed an enormous pyramid of pachyderms! I step out! I blow the whistle! The trumpets're trumpeting! And out comes the climax!
Joe: [brief silence] Yeah? What's the climax?
Pce. John/Ringman: [shrugging] Hmm. I don't know.
Roquefort/Timothy: [disappointed] I knew he never had nothin'.
Pce. John/Ringman: [going in bed] Well, maybe it comes to me in a vision while I dream. Good night, Joe. [light goes out]
Joe: Good night, boss.
Roquefort/Timothy: [thinking] Climax... [struck with an idea] Climax! Dumbo, you're a climax! [hurries away, then comes back] I'll be back in a minute. I'm gonna take care of your future!

[Roquefort/Timothy sneaks up to Pce. John/the Ringman and whispers to him in his sleep]
Roquefort/Timothy: I...am the voice of your subconscious mind. Your inspiration. Now...concentr8! [is briefly alarmed when he snores] Remember? Your pyramid of elephants're standin' in the ring, waitin' for a climax!
Pce. John/Ringman: [in his sleep] Climax...
Roquefort/Timothy: You're now getting that climax!
Pce. John/Ringman: Climax...
Roquefort/Timothy: How's the reception? Comin' through okay? [Pce. John/the Ringman grunts] Good. Suddenly, from the sidelines comes your climax!
Pce. John/Ringman: Climax...
Roquefort/Timothy: Gallopin' across the arena!
Pce. John/Ringman: Arena...
Roquefort/Timothy: He jumps from a springboard to a platform! At the very pinnacle of your pyramid, he waves a flag for a glorious finish!
Pce. John/Ringman: Finish...
Roquefort/Timothy: And who's your climax? The [cat]! The world's mightiest [tiny] mastodon! DUMBO!!!
Pce. John/Ringman: [grunting, starting to wake up] What?...
Roquefort/Timothy: [backing away] Dumbo!
Pce. John/Ringman: Dumbo...
Roquefort/Timothy: [even further away] Dumbo!
Pce. John/Ringman: Dumbo...
Roquefort/Timothy: [even further away, whispering] Dumbo...
Pce. John/Ringman: Dumbo--! [fully awake, excited] I GOT IT! I GOT IT!

Pce. John/Ringman: Ladies and gentlemen! We'll now present--for your entertainment--the most stupendous, magnificent super-colossal spectacle! On this tiny, [small], insignificant ball, we will construct for you a pyramid--not of wood, not of stone...
Sunni Gummi/Caddy Elephant: [quietly to Grammi/the Matriarch] Hear him talk to think he is going to do it.
Eloise/Matriarch Elephant: [nodding] Tough's tough shirt.
Pce. John/Ringman: ...but a living, breathing pyramid of ponderous, pulsating, PULCHRITUDINOUS [FEMALES]! [quiet and refined again] I give you the [girls].

[As the girls/elephants form a pyramid, climbing on top of each other]
Young Daphne Blake/Prissy Elephant: Gaining a [short] weight, aren't you, honey?
Sunni/Caddy: You're no cream puff yourself, dearie!
Eloise/Matriarch: [from the boddum] Quiet up there! Tend to your work, girls.

Eloise/Matriarch: Take your foot out of my eye! Clumsy ox!

Eloise/Matriarch: Out of my way, assassin!

Eloise/Matriarch: I would like nothing bedder than to spank the living daylights out of him-- Oh! Ohh! Ohhhhhhh!!! [groaning]

[Five guys/crows find Berlioz/Dumbo and Roquefort/Timothy asleep in a tree]
Brainy Smurf/Glasses Crow: Well, looky here! Looky here!
Tigger/Preacher Crow: My, my! Why, this is the most irregular sight I've ever seen!
Bugs Bunny/Straw-Hat Crow: [rubbing his eyes] Well, I just can't believe my eyes!
Brainy/Glasses: They ain't dead, is they?
Genie/Fat Crow: [smirks] No. Dead people don't snore... [looks unsure] Or do they?
[The guys/crows quietly confer with each other, when Mushu/Dandy comes down]
Mushu/Jim "Dandy" Crow: What's all the ruckus? C'mon! Step aside, brother! Mmm...What's cookin' 'round here? What's the good news? What's [sizzlin'], boys?
Brainy/Glasses: Just look down there, brother!
Genie/Fat: And prepare yourself for a shock!
Mushu/Dandy: [looks down and sees Berlioz/Dumbo and Rabbit/Timothy] OHO! Well, hush my [snout]!
Bugs/Straw-Hat: Go ahead. Wake 'em up, brother.
Brainy/Glasses: Yeah, find out what they're doin' up here.
Tigger/Preacher: Yeah.
Genie/Fat: And ask 'em what they want.
Mushu/Dandy: Okay, boys. Leave it to me.

Roquefort/Timothy: [groaning] Oooooooohhhhhh, those pink elephants...
Mushu/Jim: Oh! Pink Elephants! Mmmm-mm! [the guys/crows laugh]
Roquefort/Timothy: What's so funny? What're you [guys] doin' down here, anyway?
Mushu/Dandy: What're we doin' DOWN here?! Well, hear him talk! [the guys/crows laugh again]
Roquefort/Timothy: Fly up a tree where you belong.
Mushu/Dandy: Say, look here, Brother Rat--
Roquefort/Timothy: [jolts up in fury] BROTHER RAT?! Now listen! I ain't your brother and I ain't no rat! See?!
Mushu/Dandy: Uh-huh. And I suppose you and no [cat] ain't up in no tree, either! [the guys/crows laugh again]
Roquefort/Timothy: [angrily] No, me and no tree ain't up no--Tree?

Roquefort/Timothy: I wonder how we ever got up in that tree, anyway. Now, let's see...[Cats] can't climb trees, can they? No, no, that's ridiculous. Couldn't jump up. Mm-mm, it's too high.
Mushu/Dandy: Hey there, son! Maybe y'all flew up?
Roquefort/Timothy: Maybe we flew up. Yeah, maybe we-- [excited] That's it! Dumbo! You flew! Boy, am I stupid. Why didn't I think of this before?! Your ears! Just look at 'em, Dumbo--why, they're perfect wings! The very things that held ya down are gonna carry ya UP and UP and UP! I can see it all now! DUMBO! THE NINTH WONDER OF THE UNIVERSE! THE WORLD'S ONLY FLYING [CAT]!
[The guys/crows laugh hysterically]
Brainy/Glasses: Did you ever see [a cat] fly?
Tigger/Preacher: Well, I've seen a horse fly...
Genie/Fat: Ah, I've seen a dragon fly...
Bugs/Straw-Hat: [giggling] I've seen a house fly!
Mushu/Dandy: I've seen all that, too! [singing] I seen a peanut stand, and heard a rubber band! I seen a needle that winked its eye! But I be done seen about everything when I see a [cat] fly!

Roquefort/Timothy: [After the guys/crows sing "When I See a Cat Fly"] Alright, you wise [guys]! This has gone far enough!
[The guys/crows're still laughing]
Mushu/Dandy: Quiet, gentleman! The Reverend Rodent is gonna ad-dress ya.
Roquefort/Timothy: You oughta be ashamed of yourselves! A bunch of big guys like you, picking on a poor [small] orphan like him. Suppose you was torn away from your father when you was just [younger]. Nobody to tuck you in at nights. No warm, soft, caressing [snout] to snuzzle into. How would you like to be left out alone in a cold, cruel, heartless world? And why, I ask you? Why?!? Just because he's got those big ears, they call him a freak! The laughingstock of the circus! And when his mother [atempted] to protect him, they throw her into the clink. And on top of that, they made him a clown! Socially, he's washed up! Oh, but what's the use of talking to you cold-hearted [guys]? Go on! Have your fun! Laugh at him! Kick him now that he's down! Go on! We don't care. [He turns away and blows his nose. The guys/crows sob] Come on, Dumbo. [They walk away]
Mushu/Dandy: Hey, brother! Wait up! Don't go 'way feelin' like that. We've done seen the light. You boys is okay.
Roquefort/Timothy: Please. You've done enough.
Mushu/Dandy: But we's all fixin' to help ya. Ain't that the truth, boys? [The other guys/crows agree] You wanna make the [bear] fly, don't ya? Well, you have to use a lot of chology. You know, psy-chology. Fellas, gather round... [They huddle up] First you, uh... [whispering] Then after that, you... [He then plucks a feather off Brainy/Glasses's tail, and gives it to Roquefort/Timothy] Use the magic feather! Catch on?
Roquefort/Timothy: The magic feather? [looks at the feather, which briefly glows in a "lightbulb idea" way] Yeah, I gotcha. Dumbo! [rushes to Berlioz/Dumbo, giving him the feather] Look! Have I got it! The magic feather! Now you can fly! [Berlioz/Dumbo looks at the feather, puzzled]

Features:

Behind the Scenes
Fun
Parents

Fun:

Trivia Game
Sing-Along: When I See a Bear Fly
Storybook: Berlioz (Dumbo)
How to Draw
Berlioz as Dumbo
Roquefort as Timothy Q. Mouse
Maid Marian as Mrs. Jumbo

Parents:

Family Activity
DVD-Rom Fun

Setup:

Chapters
Audio:
English
Spanish
French
Subtitles:
English (for the hearing impaired)
None

Chapters:

  1. Berlioz (Dumbo) (Zoomeroo Style) Trailer (1941 edition)
  2. Cast Video/"Look Out for Archimedes"
  3. "Tillie (Casey, Jr.)"/Archimedes Brings a Delivery from Marian
  4. Berlioz's Appearance
  5. "Song of the Roustabouts"
  6. The Parade (skipped)
  7. Berlioz’s Bath/Hide and Seek
  8. Skinny makes Fun of Berlioz/Marian Goes Wild
  9. The Gossips/Roquefort's Appearance
  10. Roquefort meets Berlioz/Pce. John's Idea
  11. In Pce. John's Temple
  12. Pyramid of Girls
  13. The Aftermath
  14. Berlioz and the Clowns/Roquefort Almost Forgot
  15. "Bebe Mine" (skipped)
  16. "The Clowns Song"/Berlioz Gets the Hiccups/The Bucket
  17. Pink Elephants on Parade
  18. Meet Mushu and the Brothers ("When I See a Cat Fly")
  19. The Hard Life of Baloo/The Magic Feather
  20. The Flight Test
  21. The Surprising Finale/"When I See a Cat Fly (Reprise)"

Trailers:

Daphne in Wonderland trailer
The Indiana Book (The Jungle Book) trailer
Follow That Alley Cat trailer
A Pup Named Scooby-Doo promo
Bonkers! promo
Space Jam (SuperBodyWorksProductionz Style) trailer

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