Elmer Mouse
Quotes and lines by Elmer Mouse.
Hero's Son and Rival's Nephew
- "Okay. I’ll see you this afternoon."
- "I just got kissed by a girl on the lips."
- "My bald eagle!"
- "All right, who's out there?!
- "Walter Cunningham!"
- "Ugh! I hate it when he gets the drop on me!"
- "Oh! Toe, toe, toe! Ow!"
- "Oh! Toe, toe, toe! Ow!"
- "Are you crazy!? That’s the women’s locker room! Get out of there!"
- "Whoops! Sorry, little girl. Didn’t see a thing."
- "We need to talk, Walter Cunningham! There’s no point in arguing when Maia’s done with you! She means it!"
- "Maia never liked you and she doesn’t at all! She loves me!"
- "You really are trying to steal her in front of me, are you!?"
- "He’s very wrong! He wants to steal her from me!"
- "I can’t..."
- "No. I didn’t think you would know. Walter Cunningham wants to steal Maia Pfeffer from me."
- "He thinks she is his girlfriend, but she isn’t. She broke up with him two years ago. He tried to break us up, but he only succeeded in smashing this."
- "This is entirely his fault. I don’t know why he wants her back and me away from her. I hate him!"
- "He does?"
- "Elmer, ma'am. Just Elmer."
- "Bye, Minnie."
- I was thinking the same thing. You look very familiar.
- I’ve always loved you.
- Shut your mouth, Walter Cunningham! It’s none of your business!
- Call the police!
- There’s a phone booth on the other side of the walkway!
- "No!"
- "Oh, I hate this."
- "And I thought I was just having a bad dream."
- "I tried to save my friends at a cemetery from three dangerous men with guns."
- "One tried to steal a girlfriend from what they say is my father, but I do not know if he is."
- "That's what I'm afraid of."
- "Thanks, guys."
Mouse Town
- "Thank you so much for bringing me! Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be throwing up in the lobby!"