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This article is a transcript of the Weird World: The TV Show episode "George's Fusion" from season one, which aired on June 21, 2019.

  • (The episode starts with a view of a forest and at the end, there's a warp pad and The Extraordinary Eight appear)
  • Stephanie: We're here.
  • Josie: And I've got my wrecking ball here with an appetite for destruction! (stretches the chains and cackles)
  • Stephanie: That's really precautious of you, Josie, but we're gonna need more than a wrecking ball to destroy... these!
  • (a bunch of silver columns appear in front of them)
  • Sponghuck: A bunch of silver columns?
  • Stephanie: Well, Sponghuck, I can how much common sence you have, because scientifically speaking, what you're actually looking at is... a bunch of silver columns. Anyway, these columns were designed to protect a headquarters for the control of forest life, but a problem struck, causing destruction to the headquarters and now, the columns transfer huge loads of electromagnetic interference!
  • George Jacqueline: What?
  • Scooter: It's causing harm to television basically.
  • George Jacqueline: Causing har...? Why?! OK, if we can get the Rainbow City citizens to sign a petition, we can convince Mayor Goodley to set up a campaign called Save the Television, so we can protect television from getting harmed by...
  • Stephanie: George, a campaign isn't gonna help.
  • George Jacqueline: Sorry.
  • Stephanie: What we need is a fusion.
  • George Jacqueline: Fusion?
  • Stephanie: Yes, a fusion. It's the process or result of joining two or more things together to form...
  • George Jacqueline: Stephanie, I know what a fusion is, what I'm surprised is, you guys can fuse?
  • Stephanie: Don't believe us? Scooter.
  • (Scooter skates next to Stephanie)
  • Stephanie: Would you mind looking away a second, George?
  • George Jacqueline: Oh, sure.
  • (George looks away and a bright light flashes, then he turns round and gasps)
  • (A fusion between Stephanie and Scooter appears in front of him)
  • Stephanie/Scooter Fusion: *Stephanie's voice* Whatcha think?
  • George Jacqueline: Amazing. (pulls his fuse and his eyes turn into stars) Show me how more powerful you are while fused.
  • Stephanie/Scooter Fusion: As you wish.
  • (The fusion throws Stephanie's spear and Scooter's icy claws in the air and slams them together to create a staff with an icy claw on either end, then spins it around)
  • George Jacqueline: Oh, my flipping flopping gosh. You've blown my mind! Seriously, my head's going to...
  • (George's head explodes and Craig puts another head on his body)
  • George Jacqueline: *Whispering voice* Amazing.
  • Stephanie/Scooter Fusion: This isn't amazing. THIS is amazing!
  • (The fusion shoots a pink frost blast which freezes a column and then it destroys the column in pieces)
  • George Jacqueline: *Whispering voice* Amazing.
  • Sponghuck: Wow, you said... (puts glasses on and he imitates George) *Whispering voice* Amazing... *Normal voice* twice.
  • Stephanie/Scooter Fusion: Let's do some more.
  • (The fusion destroys another column, but one of the pieces nearly hits George)
  • George Jacqueline: Woah!
  • Stephanie/Scooter Fusion: George!
  • George Jacqueline: I'm fine! It missed me.
  • (a slightly bigger piece than the last one hits George in the face, causing him to fall back, then he sits up with a black eye)
  • Stephanie/Scooter Fusion: Oh, my!
  • (Stephanie and Scooter defuse and run to George, Scooter creates an ice pack and Stephanie puts it on his eye)
  • Stephanie: Are you OK, George?
  • George Jacqueline: Yeah, I'm fine. The swelling's going down. Well, really slowly that is.
  • Scooter: I think you should go home, George, to your nice safe, luxorious and comforting house and I'm calling it your house even though we live there as well. Why we're senting you home you may ask? Errr... because of... safety reasons?
  • George Jacqueline: Yeah, good idea. I'll go home. But, what shall I do while I'm at home?
  • Stephanie: Maybe try finding out how we fuse.
  • George Jacqueline: Why do that, when you can show me right here, right now?
  • Scooter: Because, that would be like if 5ive tried to cover Hotel California.
  • (George pictures in his mind 5ive in animated form in a recording studio trying to sing Hotel California by The Eagles)
  • 5ive: # Welcome to the Hotel California, such a lovely plac... # (all cough)
  • Scott Robinson: Was this a good idea at all?
  • Sean Conlon: Hey, it was Ritchie's idea.
  • Ritchie Neville: Oh, you're not blaming this on me!
  • Sean Conlon: I just have!
  • (5ive continue arguing)
  • George Jacqueline: God, that would be awful. OK, I'll find out myself. But... why?
  • Stephanie: Well, because... it doesn't really matter. Safety reasons?
  • George Jacqueline: OK, then? (runs to the warp pad) Later.
  • (George gets warped back to Rainbow City)
  • George Jacqueline: I have to know how the guys fuse together. I know... I'll have look in...
  • (cuts the living room and a view of a book called "The Big Book of Almost, But Not Quite Everything About The Extraordinary Eight")
  • George Jacqueline: ... The Big Book of Almost, But Not Quite Everything About The Extraordinary Eight. Only publised three months ago. OK, let's see... Members, Formation, ah-ha Powers!
  • (a timecard reads "46 minutes and 21 seconds later...")
  • George Jacqueline: Damn, I got nothing! OK, George, calm down. I'll calm down when I feel like it. OK, no need to act like a pillock. Yeah, right. Now, back to the question - How do The Extraordinary Eight fuse? Maybe doing some experiments will help me find the answer.
  • (George runs into the kitchen, past Eleanor who's doing some washing)
  • Eleanor Jacqueline: George, what are you...
  • George Jacqueline: Going down to my laboratory to do some experiments.
  • Eleanor Jacqueline: OK.
  • (On the wall is a code plate and he presses the following numbers in this order - 4, 2, 9, 4, 5, 6 and part of the kitchen floor goes down with George on it and into a laboratory)
  • (a montage shows George doing experiments)
  • George Jacqueline: Still nothing. Not even The Shake the Vanadyl Ion in a Chemical Bottle Whilst Doing a Backflip Experiment couldn't find the answer. Especially considering I can't do a backflip. How am I going to find out, now? You know what, maybe a drink will help me think. I really should start doing poetry, as well as music and being a hero.
  • (cuts to The Chicken Flavored Water pub, George enters and walks to the counter, where Clarence is)
  • George Jacqueline: Hey, Clarence.
  • Clarence: (turns around) Hey, George. What can I get ya?
  • George Jacqueline: Gin and tonic, please.
  • Clarence: Certainly. What happened to your eye?
  • George Jacqueline: Errr... heroism?
  • Clarence: Lay it on me.
  • George Jacqueline: Well, I was on a mission with the rest of The Extraordinary Eight earlier to destroy some silver columns, and I found out the guys can fuse together. So, I'm trying to figure out how they do it.
  • Clarence: Fuse together, huh? (puts the gin and tonic in front of George)
  • George Jacqueline: Yep. Thanks.
  • Clarence: I think I may be able to help.
  • George Jacqueline: Really, how?
  • Clarence: Well, the other day... (a flashback shows) I was cleaning the glasses and my cane, when I saw the tomato and the snowball who you work with coming by. They were heading to the Rainbow City Bank to prevent a robbery and as I gazed at them, they somehow disappeared into rainbow magic. But then, I saw they hadn't disappeared. They had just fused their bodies together. It was weird but so cool. They captured the burglars easily. Sure they destroyed the bank, but all the money was safe. (back to the present) And that's also why the bank looks different today.
  • (a view of the newer Rainbow City Bank)
  • George Jacqueline: Oh, right. Wait a minute... Rainbow magic? Did they like touch their bodies together and did it trigger a sign to fuse together?
  • Clarence: I don't know. That's all I know right now.
  • George Jacqueline: Well... (finishes the gin and tonic) Ahh. Thanks, Clarence. I'm going to do more investigating.
  • Clarence: Well, good luck.
  • (George walks out the Chicken Flavored Water and then gasps in shock)
  • George Jacqueline: Oh, my flipping flopping gosh. A bank robbery!
  • (Two bandits are at the Rainbow City Bank, attempting a robbery and everyone inside is scared)
  • (Everyone in the Chicken Flavored Water looks at the robbery, too and Clarence turns the OPEN sign to CLOSED (Lunch, Closing Time or CGAF)
  • George Jacqueline: Clarence...
  • Clarence: What?
  • George Jacqueline: What does CGAF mean?
  • Clarence: It means "Couldn't Give a F...
  • George Jacqueline: Sorry to interrupt, but I must call the others!
  • (George gets out his phone and dials it)
  • (back at the forest, the Stephanie/Scooter fusion has destroyed the last column)
  • Stephanie/Scooter Fusion: Phew, we're done.
  • (Stephanie and Scooter de-fuse)
  • Sponghuck: Can we go home, now?
  • Stephanie: *Sighs* Yes, Sponghuck, we ca...
  • (Stephanie's phone rings and she answers it)
  • Stephanie: Hello? George? Right... The bank's being robbed? OK, we're on our way. Bye.
  • Craig: Come again?
  • Stephanie: The Rainbow City Bank's being robbed. Come on!
  • (Everyone except Sponghuck runs to the warp pad)
  • Sponghuck: Oh, chocolate salty balls.
  • (Sponghuck goes to the warp pad and the team get warped back to Rainbow City)
  • Stephanie: Let's go!
  • (George is standing outside The Chicken Flavored Water waiting for the others)
  • George Jacqueline: Where are they? I'll just play my kazoo while I'm waiting.
  • (George plays his kazoo)
  • (The team run next to him and he continues playing)
  • Stephanie: George, we're...
  • George Jacqueline: (stops playing) Not now, Steph. I'm waiting for the others to... Stephanie, you're here. Sorry I was playing my kazoo while waiting for you. Tempting at poetry, now.
  • Stephanie: Yeah, whatever. We need to stop a bank robbery? Come on!
  • (The others run to the bank)
  • George Jacqueline: Oh, coming. (runs to the bank) Right, first things first... Craig, get help.
  • Craig: OK, I need matches, a candlestick, some paint and an iron.
  • George Jacqueline: Craig! I ain't Dr. Strangelove. Just call the police.
  • Craig: Oh. OK. Police! Police!
  • George Jacqueline: On the phone, you muppet.
  • Craig: Erm... (looks around) There isn't a telephone box anywhere.
  • George Jacqueline: (puts his hand on his head) Use you're mobile phone!
  • Craig: Oh, right!
  • (Craig takes out his phone and dials 999)
  • George Jacqueline: I honestly don't know why we even brought him one. He sometimes nibbles on it.
  • (cut to the Rainbow City Police Station where Sergeant Rodney is at his desk filling some paperwork, with his feet propped up on it, then the telephone rings)
  • Sergeant Rodney: Sergeant Rodney, police station. How can I help?
  • Craig: Police! Police! There's a bank robbery, can you get here ASAP?
  • Sergeant Rodney: OK, 2 things - one, who says ASAP anymore and two... we're on our way, hold on to your glasses.
  • Craig: But I don't wear glasses. Unless you mean drinking glasses.
  • (Sergeant Rodney hangs up)
  • Craig: Oh, he's hung up.
  • (Hank, Hikouki, Roger, Lucas and Petey are having doughnuts and coffee while having a laugh, when Sergeant Rodney's voice is on the intercom)
  • Sergeant Rodney: (off-screen) Attention, officers, there's a bank robbery at the Rainbow City Bank. Get there ASAP.
  • Lucas: Sergeant, I'm not being funny, but who says ASAP anymore?
  • Sergeant Rodney: Just go you morons! (cut to him sounding the alarm)
  • Hank: Come on!
  • (the officers run the police car)
  • Petey: What's the quickest way?
  • Lucas: I'm second-in-command, so Petey and Hikouki take the shortcut, the rest of us will go round the back.
  • Hikouki: OK.
  • (Petey and Hikouki take one way)
  • (Lucas, Hank and Roger get in, Lucas is at the wheel and they all put their seatbelts on)
  • Hank: Let's go!
  • (the police car drives off)
  • (inside the police car)
  • Hank: I'm bored. Can we listen to some music?
  • Lucas: Oh, OK then. But, no singing along.
  • (Lucas turns the radio on the song "Always On My Mind" by Pet Shop Boys)
  • Lucas: Actually, I really like this song. Always been a huge fan of this band.
  • Lucas, Hank and Roger: *Singing* # Maybe I didn't treat you, quite as good as I should... #
  • (cut back to the bank and The Extraordinary Eight have their weapons out and the bank robbers stare at them)
  • Bank Robber 1: What you staring at punks?
  • Scooter: Are you sure the police are coming? Because they do look like they could be a while and if they don't get over here as quick as possible, then the robbers could rob all the money in the entire bank.
  • Craig: Be patient. They're coming.
  • Bash: There they are!
  • (Hikouki and Petey arrive at the bank, then so do Lucas, Hank and Roger)
  • Bank Robber 2: The police! What do we do, boss?
  • Bank Robber 1: I got this.
  • (The robber gets out a bottle and chucks it towards the police and it hits Hank with no reaction)
  • Bank Robber 1: What?! Why didn't it smash?!
  • Bank Robber 2: Because that bottle had squash in it. Remember, we're teetotallers?
  • Stephanie: Get them, Tyler!
  • (Tyler runs to them and punches one of them and he bangs into a wall)
  • Bank Robber 2: Ouch.
  • Bank Robber 1: Get up!
  • Bank Robber 2: I can't. And I think I've broken my pascaline.
  • Bank Robber 1: You're what?
  • Bank Robber 2: My pascaline.
  • (The robber gets out a pascaline and tests it)
  • Bank Robber 2: Nope, it's fine.
  • (Tyler shrugs his shoulders)
  • Stephanie: Right, there's one thing for it.
  • (Stephanie's pearl lights up and she gets out a Rainbow Diamond from it)
  • George Jacqueline: Wait, what's that? (takes the diamond off Stephanie)
  • Stephanie: George, get off that! (puts her hand on it)
  • (The Rainbow Diamond starts to glow and George and Stephanie look at each other)
  • George and Stephanie: Uh-oh.
  • Everyone Else: Uh-oh.
  • Bank Robber 2: Uh-oh.
  • Bank Robber 1: Shut up.
  • (George and Stephanie get sucked into the diamond and end up floating in a rainbow spacey scenery inside the diamond)
  • George Jacqueline: Wow. Where are we Steph?
  • Stephanie: We're inside the Rainbow Diamond.
  • George Jacqueline: Rainbow Diamond?
  • Stephanie: When two of us touch it at the same time, we get sucked in so we can fuse together.
  • George Jacqueline: Oh, my... Hang on. Why didn't you tell me before?
  • Stephanie: We were trying to keep you safe. I mean you've never expirenced anything like this. We're immortal and you're only 28.
  • George Jacqueline: I...  Yeah, that's true. But, I am a member of this team and regardless of age, well how old they are, you should always tell everyone on a team about important stuff.
  • Stephanie: I'll remember that in future. I'm sorry I didn't tell you about this before, George. Would you like to know what a fusion is like?
  • George Jacqueline: Didn't I see you and Scooter fuse this morning?
  • Stephanie: Yeah, but I mean would you like be part of one?
  • George Jacqueline: Would I?
  • (cut back to outside the bank)
  • Craig: What's taking them so long?
  • Bank Robber 1: Kill them.
  • Bank Robber 2: OK, boss.
  • (the second bank robber gets out a sniper rifle)
  • Scooter: That ain't good.
  • (the Rainbow Diamond glows and a fusion between George and Stephanie appears from it)
  • George/Stephanie Fusion: *George's voice* Wow! Cool. Right, let's bring 'em down, guys.
  • (the others are just gazing at the fusion)
  • George/Stephanie Fusion: Guys?
  • (the others keep gazing)
  • Craig: You...
  • Scooter: ...look...
  • Josie and Bash: ...amazing.
  • Sponghuck: Even I'm impressed.
  • (Tyler gazes in amazement, looks at the viewers, then looks at the fusion again)
  • George/Stephanie Fusion: Well, check this.
  • (the fusion throws George's bow and Stephanie's spear in the air and smashes it together to create a bigger bow with arrows like Stephanie's spear, then it aims at the bank robbers)
  • Bank Robber 2: Boss, we should run.
  • Bank Robber 1: What a stupid idea.
  • (The fusiono fires an arrow and it stabs into the boss robber's clothes, meaning he can't move or get up)
  • Bank Robber 1: Oh, great. Oi! Get me up, this instant, you idiot!
  • Bank Robber 2: OK, bo...
  • (Another arrow stabs into the second burglar's clothes, meaning he can't move or get up either)
  • Bank Robber 1: (puts his hand on his face) Double idiot.
  • (The police surround them)
  • Lucas: You're coming with us. (gets out handcuffs)
  • Bank Robber 1: Triple idiot.
  • (the other burglar smiles nervously)
  • (The citizens and the team cheer for George and Stephanie and they defuse)
  • George Jacqueline: All, right!
  • (George and Stephanie give a fist bump)
  • George Jacqueline: I think that went well.
  • Stephanie: Same. Sorry I didn't tell you before about our fusing powers.
  • George Jacqueline: Yo, Steph, it's fine. You know what, after all of that, I need a slice of cake.
  • Craig: Here you go! (carries a plate with a cake on it already cut into slices)
  • George Jacqueline: Oh, thanks Craig. (picks up a slice) First time in a while you haven't done something stupid.
  • (George eats the slice then looks concerned)
  • George Jacqueline: Wait a minute, what's in this cake?
  • Craig: Oh, err... pears?
  • George Jacqueline: Oh. (takes another bite)
  • Craig: And almonds.
  • George Jacqueline: Almonds?!
  • Craig: Ohhhhhh... I forgot you're allergic to almonds.
  • All: What?!
  • (hives grow on George)
  • George Jacqueline: Well, that's today done with. I'm good.
  • (George falls down on his back)

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