An episode from the Disney/WB show The Mickey Mouse and Bugs Bunny Adventures:
Announcer: And now introducing the one and only star of the show, Donald Duck!
Donald: Hit it!
(Donald dancing and falling down bumping on the staircase)
(Donald grunting as he falling down)
Donald: I meant to do that!
(Music plays and Donald dancing and sings, but the woman ducks smashed him)
Donald: Cut! You take 20 years!!!!
(Woman takes off her suit, who turns out to be Mickey)
Mickey: Sorry, Donald!
(Donald waking to his actor room)
Daffy: I can't believe this stupid duck got his own show, and I don't!!!
Bugs: It takes time to get your own show.
Daffy: Oh, no. Here he comes now!!
Donald: Step aside! You two are just a little jealous?
Bugs: No, I'm not jealous, but he is! I'm thinking your show's gonna be a hit!
Donald: I'm so happy that Disney realized that I'm the star, and this a humongous Blockbuster, Bugs!
Daffy: Yeah, this could be better than that Superman movie.
Bugs: Superman, Smooperman, Donald did not want to be in, besides it made by Warner Bros.
Donald: Huh! What are you talking about Bugs?
Bugs: Eh, Warner Bros. making a new Superman movie and it's made by Warner Bros.
(Donald snatches newspaper from Bugs)
Daffy: It will make him mature for this movie.
Bugs: Donald belongs on TV, not theatrical films, it can make him mature for this.
(Bugs and Daffy walking away)
Donald: (crying) No! I want to be Superman! I just want to be in the movie. I want it, want it, want it, want it!
Bugs: But what about your show?
Donald: Who cares about a lousy TV show? I want to be Superman, I want it Disney, not Warner Bros.! I want Superman, it's mine I tell you, mine, mine, mine, mine, and for the stuff I'm gonna be Super--
(The Donald statues crashed Donald)
Daffy: This could be a great part for the Disney Superman movie.
Bugs: Let's go on to the title card now!
Donald: Mickey, old pal! Don't sweat it, I need an agent, you're the one I need "Agent M. Lazar", look as we go into the Disney studio, the robot will park us there, and I'll get a chance to go into the Disney Studio, and be Superman! I just got to!
Mickey: Uh, I don't know about this!
Donald: Oh, come on! You can do it, now practice your speech.
Mickey: Love you, Girl, let's sing a song!
Donald: No, no, it's "Let's sing!" not "Let's sing a song!".
Mickey: But Donald! If I put in "Let's sing!", it will be wrong. See?
Donald: I don't care! Now practice on!
(Car stops at the Disney Studios)
Donald: Okay, we're here! Here, Robo-Man here's my refridgerator magnet, now keep this on your head!
Robo-Man: Thanks! I'll be back!
(Refridgerator magnet throws Mickey and Donald out the car)
Mickey and Donald: Whoa!
Donald: We're here. I can't wait to see Tim Walt, he's gotta give me a chance to be Superman (or should I say "Superduck").
(Unnamed guard sleeping, until an arrow appears)
Guard: Huh?! Hey, watch the arrows!
Peter Pan: Oh, I'm sorry!
Guard: Uh, okay! Here are the arrows!
Peter Pan: You're welcome!
Mickey: Love you, Girl, let's sing a song!
Guard: Hey, nice voice!
Donald: Wait, Lazar! Wait!
(Guard uses his lasso rope to stop Donald from going to the studio)
Guard: Who are you, and where do you think you're going?!
Donald: I'm Donald! Donald Fauntleroy Duck! I'm here to see Tim Walt, so----
Guard: Yeah, right.
Donald: No, I'm not kidding, I'm here to see Tim, so he can give me a chance to be Super----
Guard: You think you can fool me?
Donald: But, it's really me!
Guard: No, you're not!
Donald: True! I go my trusty agent and best friend Lazar! Oh, Lazar!
Mickey: Love you, Girl, let's sing a song! Oh, damn it! Gonna have to try again!
Donald: I guess he didn't hear me!
Guard: Good, now you can get out!
(Guard uses a Jack-in-the-Box with a punch bag inside to kick Donald out, but lands inside the Disney Studios)
Mickey: Love you, Girl, let's sing! (gasps) Let's sing! I got it! Oh, Donald!
(Donald lands with a "Splat!", and gets amnesia)
(Donald grabs Mickey)
Donald: Do you have a cheeseburger?
Mickey: But, Donald! It's me, Mickey Mouse!
(Donald gets his memory back)
Donald: Hey, we're here, the Disney Studios, I can't wait to see Tim Walt! Where is he? Is he here? Over here? Over there? Where, where, where?
Mickey: I think over there!
(Scene cuts to a scary house)
(Fades out and fades in)
- Tony Anselmo: Donald Duck
- Bret Iwan: Mickey Mouse
- Bob Bergen: Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Robo-Man and Guard
- Robin Williams: Peter Pan