(the episode begins by a clock reading 6:20am and then showing Stephanie, Sponghuck, Tyler, Scooter, Josie, Bash, Craig and Eleanor fast asleep)
George Jacqueline: (off-screen) Hey, everyone, get up and get down here!
(everyone wakes up and they all walk into the kitchen still in their pyjamas and chatting to each other except for Craig)
Josie: What is it?
Eleanor Jacqueline: It's not time to go to work, yet.
Scooter: Some of us, well all of us are trying to sleep. I especially was enjoying the rising sun shining on my face with a little breeze while... my eyes were... still shut and... *Yawns* I feel like doing it again.
George Jacqueline: Sorry to wake you guys but gu... Where's Craig?
Stephanie: Still asleep?
George Jacqueline: Stephanie, get the emergency Cheetos.
(Craig is still asleep and an open packet of Cheetos is thrown next to him on a fishing line, he smells it and wakes up)
Craig: Oooh, Cheetos!
(Craig tries to get Cheetos as tthe line is reeled away to the kitchen and as he enters the kitchen, wraps his tongue around the Cheetos and eats it, packet and all)
Craig: What did I miss?
George Jacquelnie: Anyway, as I was saying - Sorry to wake you guys, but guess what today is.
Sponghuck: March 19th?
George Jacqueline: Well, yes, yes and yes, I mean no... today is... spring cleaning day! (gets a feather duster and can of window polisher from behind his back)
(Everyone mutters agreements except for Josie)
Josie: Uh, no thank you. I wish I stayed in bed today.
(Scooter looks at her funny)
Josie: With my boo-boo, of course.
George Jacqueline: Sorry, Josie, we all have to help. So, jobs... Stephanie, our bedrooms, Sponghuck, laundry, Craig, the kitchen whilst attempting to not eat anything, Scooter, the living room, Bash, the windows, Tyler, the bathroom, Mum, whatever suits you and Josie, you're helping me collect the trash and take it out.
(Josie kisses her teeth and Stephanie slaps Josie with the back of her hand)
Josie: OK, OK.
Craig: Can't we have breakfast first?
George Jacqueline: Fine. After breakfast, we start cleaning.
(a timecard reads "After Breakfast...")
(cuts to Stephanie tidying George and Craig's room and she picks up some laundry on the floor)
(Sponghuck comes past with some laundry)
Stephanie: Hey, Sponghuck, here's some more.
(Stephanie throws the laundry onto Sponghuck's pile)
Sponghuck: Woah! Thanks.
(cut to Craig cleaning the kitchen, then he looks at the biscuit barrel and George comes in)
Craig: Can't I just have a biscuit, George?
George Jacqueline: Well... no.
(Bash is cleaning a window in the bathroom and Tyler is cleaning the bath)
Bash: This smudge on the window won't come off.
Tyler: Then, you're not doing a good job, Bash.
Bash: Well, I'm no bathtub scum.
(a Joke Rimshot drum plays and Bash laughs)
(George pokes his head through the door)
George Jacqueline: Bad pun alert. Tyler, nice work. Bash, spit on the window to get the smudge off.
George Jacqueline: Better sort the trash out.
(cuts to Josie leaning her back on a wall in the living room and Scooter's tidying the sofa)
Scooter: Sweetpea, aren't you going to help me? I still need to vacuum the carpet, dust the bookshelf and maybe the books while I'm at it and make sure the mirror is completely spotless and shiny.
Josie: I'm waiting for George. My job's helping to take out the trash.
George Jacqueline: Come on, Jos. Let's get to work.
Josie: *Groans* Fine.
(Josie walks into the kitchen)
George Jacqueline: OK, Josie, I'll collect the bags and you put them outside for Sight-Bite.
George Jacqueline: The rubbish man. Rubbish men? The guys or guy who collects the rubbish.
(George gets some bags out of the bin and one by one, Josie goes outside throws the bags on the beach next to the rocky hill)
Josie: There, that's the last one.
(Josie walks off and Sight-Bite arrives)
Sight: A-ha, rubbish. Down the hatch, Bite.
(Bite uses his arms pick up the rubbish and eats them, then belches)
Bite: Right, let's go.
Sight: Wait, what's that?
(they see Lambert the Lamborghini on the sand)
Bite: It's a Lamborghini Aventador Roadster. In a bright blue metallic paintjob.
Sight: If we take it to the Scrapyard, we'll become millionaires!
Bite: But it isn't rusty. I mean it does have a few dents on it, but it looks fine.
Sight: BUT, imagine becoming a millionaire.
Bite: (thinks for a few seconds) That would be nice. You brought the trailer?
(George is cleaning the front door, when he hears noises)
George Jacqueline: What's going on outside?
(George goes outside and sees Sight-Bite heading off with Lambert on their flatbed)
George Jacqueline: Oh, my God!
(the others run outside)
Stephanie: What's wrong, George?
George Jacqueline: Sight-Bite has... have... taken Lambert to the Scrapyard.
Sponghuck: How do you know their going to the Scrapyard?
George Jacqueline: Where else would they take cars?
Craig: I dunno, the Scrapyard?
George Jacqueline: OK, you guys really ain't helping. (knees down) I got him for my 21st birthday. He was self-bought. Self-bought I tell ya!
(Stephanie kneels down and puts her hand on George's shoulder)
Stephanie: George, when you have lost something, in my eyes there are two options. Number 1 - buy a new one. And the other - get it back.
George Jacqueline: Really?
Stephanie: And I'm going for the latter this time round. We're going to the Scrapyard, guys.
Josie: What?! I'm not going to the Scrapyard. I like to keep my style clean, thanks.
Stephanie: Ignore he...
George Jacqueline: Josie, there are many things I wouldn't do...
Josie: Can you just name two?
George Jacqueline: Fine. One is never go to a funeral dressed as a sheep, or any animal for that matter... and another is to never put my foot, not even my smallest toe, into the Scrapyard. But if it means getting Lambert back... then... (zooms in three times) we... are... going!
(Eleanor comes out)
Eleanor Jacqueline: Can you take me to work on the way?
George Jacqueline: Course, Mum. Getting Mum to work, then get to the Scrapyard. It'll only be like... erm... 7 minutes, ya get me? 7 minutes.
All: 7 minutes!
George Jacqueline: Yeah. 7 minutes.
(a timecard reads "57 minutes later")
(cut to the team arriving at the Scrapyard and George looks tired)
George Jacqueline: Oh, my God! We walked for 57 minutes. 25 to get Mum to work and 32 more to get from there to the Scrapyard. A whole hour has almost gone by.
Sponghuck: Some of you did. I floated for 57 minutes.
Craig: I bounced for 57 minutes.
Bash: And I stood in Josie's crocodile skull for 57 minutes. Good thing she isn't out of her skull. *Laughs*
(A Joke Rimshot Drum plays)
(Josie's skull closes on Bash)
Bash: Ow! (opens it and laughs nervously)
George Jacqueline: Bad pun alert.
Bash: I knew you were gonna say that.
George Jacqueline: Bash, everyone knew I was gonna...
Josie: Are we GONNA get... what's the name, back or are we gonna stay here and chat until it's destroyed?
George Jacqueline: (high-pitched voice) (eyes go smaller) Destroyed?!
Bash: OK, I take that back.
Stephanie: Josie, stop it! Come on, George. Let's go.
George Jacqueline: *Sighs* OK.
(the team enter the Scrapyard)
Craig: Hmm... how can I describe this place?
Scooter: Rusty and... scrappy?
Craig: Yeah. Scrappy and rusty.
Scooter: No, I said rusty and scrappy.
Craig: That's what I said. Scrappy and rusty.
Scooter: No! Rusty and... Oh, what's the point?
(Tyler looks at a bunch of scrap that is put together to look like a person, then it's "head" falls off and Tyler, saying nothing back up and walks back to the team)
George Jacqueline: OK, I think I'm calm.
George Jacqueline: Now, I were Lambert, where would I be?
Scooter: I found him!
(Scooter's standing next to a rusty Lamborghini Aventador and George in joy runs towards it)
George Jacqueline: You did?! Yes! Wait a minute. Scooter, that's not Lambert. It's his shape, but it's covered in scrap and rust. And it's got broken windows and no tyres.
Josie: Maybe it rusted up and Sight-Bite removed the tyres and smashed the windows.
George Jacqueline: Ru-ru-ru-rusted up?! R-remove ty-tyres? Sma-smash windows?!
Stephanie: Jos, stop it right now.
George Jacqueline: Oh, my flipping flopping gosh!!
(George's head catches fire)
Scooter: Hang on.
(Scooter sprays ice from his hand and it freezes George's head putting out the fire, then he smashes the ice and it falls off)
George Jacqueline: Ahh. Thanks, Scooter. God, I need an aromatherapy massage later.
Stephanie: I'll do that for you later.
George Jacqueline: Thanks, Steph.
Bash: Hey! Look what me and Tyler found!
(Tyler and Bash are standing next to a Ford Mustang with a bright blue metallic paint job)
George Jacqueline: Lambert?
(George runs excitingly to the car)
George Jacqueline: Yes, it's the right colour, but's a Ford Mustang.
(cuts to Craig and Sponghuck going towards two scrap dealers who are next to Lambert)
Craig: I wonder if those guys know where Lambert is.
Sponghuck: Craig, I just said he's right there and they have him.
Craig: Oh, you did say that, didn't you?
Sponghuck: Erm... excuse us?
Zak: Can we help? I'm Zak Maplethorpe and this is my associate and twin broter Zachary Maplethorpe.
Sponghuck: Maplethorpe? What, are you fans of maple syrup? *Laughs*
(Zak and Zachary look at each other)
Zak and Zachary: Yes.
Sponghuck: *Continues laughing* What the...
(Zak and Zachary drink some syrup from the bottles while Craig licks his lips and is about to rush to towards them, but Sponghuck stops him)
Sponghuck: If you even daydream about it...
Craig: OK, OK!
Zak: So, what can we do for you, then?
Sponghuck: Right, you know that car behind you?
Zak: The Lamborghini Aventador Roadster, yes?
Sponghuck: Well, there has been a mistake. The trashman...
Zachary: You mean trashMEN?
Sponghuck: Yeah, whatever... Have brought it here for some reason.
Zak: Well, Sight-Bite aren't the brightest people in the world and definetly not as bright as this car.
Craig: So, we're wondering if we can take it back.
Zak: Oh, no. You can't take this back. We're not even going to scrap it.
Craig and Sponghuck: What?
Zachary: We're going to sell it to some fellow scrap dealers. Rich ones. So rich, they'll make us rich.
Zak: And all that money will be shared between us and Sight-Bite.
Craig: What about Lambert?
Sponghuck: That's what George calls it.
Craig: So, when you get the money, what will those other scrap dealers do with him?
Zachary: They'll take him... uh, IT to be scraped, destroyed, melted and made into other useful things.
Sponghuck: Since when was a Lamborghini not useful?
Zak: I'm sorry, you're not taking it back.
(Craig and Sponghuck get out their weapons)
Sponghuck: Try us!
Zachary: Right! We weren't gonna do it, but you leave us no choice. *Whistles*
(Sight-Bite come from round the corner and growl)
Craig: Sight-Bite? We have to fight them?
Sponghuck: Piece of cake. (gets out a slice of cake and eats it)
Craig: I can't believe you did that joke.
Sponghuck: Shut up, Craig.
Bite: Oh. You're not fighting us.
Bite: You're fighitng The Scrap Heap Beast! (leaves some biscuits on the floor) It'll come when there's biscuits lying around. And if we whistle. *Whistles*
(A large shadow appears above them)
(Craig and Sponghuck stare upwards and a mighty roar sounds)
(cut to Josie texting on her phone while the others go round the Scrapyard looking for Lambert)
Stephanie: Josie, what are you standing around? You're suppossed to be helping. God, sometimes you are so useless and so childlike.
Josie: You know, if you were twice as smart, you'd be very stupid.
Scooter: Oh, my go...! *Clears throat* (walks off)
Stephanie: Josie, this is your final chance to act like you're part of the team and help us find the car, or else...
Josie: Or else what?
Stephanie: I have no idea yet, but it won't be anything good, I'll say...
(a roar is heard and Craig and Sponghuck come running back to the others)
Craig: Guys, guys!
Stephanie: Craig? Sponghuck?
(George, Tyler, Scooter and Bash go over to them)
George Jacqueline: What's happening?
Craig: Well, there's good and bad news. Good news we found Lambert.
Sponghuck: For real this time.
George Jacqueline: Really?
Craig: And the bad news is this.
(The Scrap Heap Beast appears in view and looks at the team with Zak, Zachary and Sight-Bite behind them)
Zak: Let's see them survive this.
Bite: Good one.
(Zak, Zachary and Sight-Bite laugh)
(The rest of the team apart from Josie get their weapons out) (Josie rolls her eyes and walks off with her phone)
(Scooter breathes in and breathes out a frosty breeze which freezes part of the SHB, but has no effect to it)
Scooter: How do we take down this great big massively gigantic thing? It's oh-so massive! And rather rusty. Look at all the scrap rusting around itself.
Josie: Just like George's Lamborghini predictably?
George Jacqueline: What?!
Stephanie: That's it, Josie! Now we have to fight a scrap beast and George has gone completely bonkers!
Josie: Oh, come on, Miss Sassy. I'm sure he hasn't gone that crazy.
(George is laughing like a goof and is knocking nails into his head)
Josie: Meh. I rest my case.
Stephanie: Oh! (pearl turns red) You are in SO MUCH...
Craig: Steph, can you yell at her in a bit? We've got a beast to fight.
(Craig shoots a laser at the Scrap Heap Beast, who swallows it shoots multiple back)
Craig: Oh, my! (ducks) Well, that didn't work.
(Craig looks at Lambert who is far behind the SHB, Zak, Zachary and Sight-Bite)
Craig: *Gasps* I have an idea!
Stephanie: Well that's a first.
Craig: You guys will distract the scrap dealers and Sight-Bite, then Stephanie you and me shall build a ramp and drive Lambert into the monster, destroying it into a thousand pieces! How's that?
(Tyler blinks twice)
Bash: Ha, ha.
Stephanie: That's... genius. The first you've had in a very very long time. OK, you lot, distract the dealers and the trashmen, Craig let's go build the ramp.
(Stephanie and Craig get pieces of scrap, while Sponghuck, Tyler, Scooter, Josie and Bash go to the dealers and Sight-Bite)
Zak: Oh, great, it's the purple sponge again. And he's brought more friends. SHB... (The SHB looks at them) kill the...
Sponghuck: Wait! We just wanna ask if you have any cars that we can actually buy from here.
Zak: Well, since you asked, we do have an offer on an old yellow Honda Acura...
(Stephanie and Craig had finished building the ramp behind the SHB, then they rush to Lambert and get in)
Craig: Right, let's go!
Stephanie: OK! (nearly presses her foot on the pedal)
Stephanie: Oh, yeah.
(Stephanie and Craig get their seatbelts on)
Stephanie: Now are we ready?
(Stephanie puts her hand on the pedals and drives Lambert towards the ramp)
Zachary: We're also offereing for a limited time... Wait, what's sound?
Sight: Look! (points to Stephanie and Craig in Lambert)
(The SHB roars, then looks behind him)
(Lambert is driven on the ramp and flies in the air, then in slow motion destroy the SHB into a thousand pieces, as it screams)
Sight-Bite: (slow-motion) No!
Zak and Zachary: (slow-motion) Ahh!
(Stephanie and Craig land Lambert on the ground, spin and then stop)
Stephanie and Craig: Yes!
George Jacqueline: (still laughs goofily and is knocking another nail into his head) Huh, what? (the nails fall out of his head) Lambert!
(Stephanie and Craig get out Lambert and George runs towards him and hugs him)
George Jacqueline: Lambert! (kisses Lambert)
Stephanie: We did it, guys!
(The Extraordinary Eight cheer, then look at Sight-Bite, Zak and Zachary)
Sponghuck: What should we do about them?
Zak: Don't kill us.
Zachary: Please let us live.
Stephanie: You know what, we'll let them go.
Craig: But we ain't touching them.
Zak: Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Zachary: What he said.
Sight: Let's go find some more scrap bugs.
Zak: Great idea.
(Zak, Zachary and Sight-Bite walk off)
(Josie walks in)
Josie: What did I miss?
George Jacqueline: We found Lambert and defeated a scrap monster. Or was it beast?
Josie: Whatever, now that we've found him, can go ho...
(Stephanie grabs Josie and her pearl turns red again)
Josie: Oh, look it's Miss Sassy again.
Stephanie: Josie, words can't describe how furious I am.
Craig: Might I suggest furious to describe how furious you are?
Stephanie: I just cannot be dealing with you anymore. I'm gonna sort you out once and for all.
(Stephanie takes Josie to a rusty car with smashed windows and no wheels)
Stephanie: Get in!
(Josie gets in the car)
George Jacqueline: Steph, what are you...
(Stephanie comes in with a few bricks and keeps bringing a few at a time until she has a large pile of them)
George Jacqueline: Steph, are you mad? You can't do this.
Stephanie: Why not?
George Jacqueline: You don't have any cement.
Craig: I have.
(Craig takes off his hat and pulls from it a bucket of cement and hands it to Stephanie as he puts his hat back on)
George Jacqueline: Idiot.
(a montage shows Stephanie build a wall around Josie and the car, leaving a gaping square hole)
Stephanie: You're not loyal to this team Jos. This is punishment for acting child-like and not like you're a team member. Guys, we're going home.
George Jacqueline: But, Steph...
Stephanie: Shut up, George. You're grounded.
George Jacqueline: What?! *Sighs*
(cuts to George and Stephanie getting in Lambert, Sponghuck, Craig and Scooter getting on the roof and Tyler and Bash getting in the trunk)
(George drives Lambert off)
(cuts to Josie sad and lonely in the car and wall, then the scene zooms out and fades away)